Laugh Out Legaia 5

Laugh Out Legaia



Roger Roger!
Scenerio: Battle

Vahn: ::randomly pulls out a head set as well:: "Big Blue to Big Bird we got us a situation!"
Barra: ::appears with head set on::
Gala and Noa: ::gawk::
Barra: "Copy that, Big Blue-Target found."
Barra: ::takes enemy high into the air::
Random Airforce::jet appears zooming through the airspace:: ::airbrakes::
Pilot: ::tunes into channel::"You! You're in violation of government airspace… please land your….thing."
Barra: "Goin dowwnnnn!" :erforms Hells Dive:::
*Vahns party received 'National Summons* *Vahns Party has been 'Court-Martialed'
Gala: "Vahn, you Dumbass."


It Coulda Happened like this
Scenario: Battle with Xain

Gala: :erforms Thunder Punch::
Xain: ::K.O.'ed::
Vahn: "And take this too! YARGH!" :erforms Tornado Flame::
Xain: ::revived due to burning scalp:: ::wailing and running about cartoonish-style:: " Oww! You darn brats! Oww-wow-wow-wow!"
Gala: "NOA! Quit hitting those bongos and do something!"
Noa: :erforms Frost Breath::
Xain: ::reverts to seru form:: ::lava has frozen over::
Gala: "Oh Tieg…"
Xain: "Ha! Neener neener neener! You brats'll be had sooner or later! You and your little dog too!"
Vahn: "Bark!"

Hamma Time!
Scenario: After acquiring 'Weed Hammer'

Noa: ::stupidly running around with weed hammer:: "Dooty-doot-da-doot!"
Gala: ::angrily barks at her:: "Noa! Running around with hammers is dangerous!"
Vahn: ::running around with two survival knives:: "Yeah! Stupid!"
Gala: ::sigh:: "Besides, we need to use that to break the 'Hard Grass'. "
Vahn: ::goes into 'stoner-like trance':: ::whisks hammer from Gala and does a 'you-know who style stance::
Vahn: "WHOO0-HOO! HAMMA TIME!"

You Can't do that on Legaia! (But, it'd be pretty funny!)
Scenario: Drake Castle

Vahn: ::walks to one of the scientists that are conversion amongst themselves::
Scientist 1: "The Genesis Trees were created by Tieg?! Fascinating!"
Scientist 2: "Both humans and Ra-Seru arose from Tieg?! Fascinating!"
Vahn: ::silently mocks scientist as he approaches the third scientist::
Scientist 3: 'Noa was born into the royal family of Conkram?-"
Vahn: ::makes a disgusted sour face::
Scientist 3: "Fascinating!"
Vahn: ::kipes the scientists blue glasses::
Vahn: ::awed and waves hand infront of scientists head:: "Take off their glasses and you take off their whole face?!" ::grins:: "Awsomes."

Hello, Goodbye!
Scenario: Sol Cafe, after the Mist    

Vahn: "Hey,...you guys hungry?"
Noa: :: "YAH! Is it supper time?"
Gala: "Ugh. You two are always hungry! Fine, what about the cafe upstairs?"
Vahn and Noa: "Yeah!"
At the Cafe-
Vahn ::looks around for a table::
Man at table with leg propped up: "Get out of here, leave me alone!"
Waitress: ::approaches the party:: ::bow courteously:: "Hello! Sorry, but we're still getting ready. Goodbye!" ::walks away::
Noa: :outs:: "Aw, no food."
Vahn: ::snickers and elbows Gala:: "Hello! Did you check out that outfit?" ::makes obscure chest groping motion::
Gala: "No. I did notice she had somewhat of a shadow..."
Man at table: "HEY! Blue boy! Were you checking out my brother?!"
Vahn: :ale green:: "goodbye" ::mad dash exit::

Let's not touch on This-Oh what the hey!
Scenario: Sol tower, second story of inn. (the inn is below the jazz club,...this is an actuall game quote...besides Vahns)

Lady: "When the Mist cleared and my husband came home, I realized what the real tragedy of Sol is."
Vahn: "That's Marriage for ya."

You Go Vahn!
Scenario: Sol inn, below Jazz club, couple by the fish tank

Man: "Hey! Who asked you to get rid of the Mist? Why don't you mind your own business!"
Vahn: ::
Lady: "Stop that! What's the matter with you, talking like that?"
Man: ::guilt-stricken:: "I-I'm sorry dear. I just got carried away."
Lady: "Vahn, I'm so sorry. My husband is just so ill mannered."
Vahn: ::huffs up cockily, reapproaches man::
Man: "Oh yeah, that's right. I'm married! I completely forgot!"
Vahn: "...I'm not." ::


Be Kind to Your Healing Wing'd Friends
(Inspired by Laegreffon D. Laizare)
Scenario: Random battle, Rikuroa

Vahn: ::summons Vera::
Vera: ::Appears, Spazzing from magic overuse:: "Vera Heal, Vera Cure Poison, Vera Cure Rot!"
Noa: "I don't wanna die!!" ::attempts to flail rotten arm, falls off::
Vera: "Go ROT in hell!" ::vanishes::
Mysterious Game Voice Over: *Vera got away*
Vahn: "He'll be back." ::in cooful voice:: "He wikes his magic weaves…."
Vera ::zips back to the scene:: "Roah boy, I rike my reaves!" :: all giddy::

You So Funny Drunk Men!
Scenario: two on the right side of the jazz club

Man on left of table: "The drink called 'Hope'? Yeah, I remember how it tastes. It's like a dreamy future in a glass…"
Vahn: "Whatta bout a Slippery N-"
Man on the Right of Table: "See? I was right. There is hop and dreams in this place, just like I said."
Vahn: "Yeah, and you said pink elephants were after you."
Man on the Right: :: "Yehp! And they're gonna make me their royal majesty!"
Vahn: "So that's why you're all pink."
Man on the Right: ::hiccup:: "I'm the princess of preetiness. Kiss ME!" :asses out:: :ig lettered K.O.'ed appears obove the mans head::
Vahn: "Fascinating!"

Boom Boom!
Scenario: Noa goes to final round against Mary the Dancing Queen

Mary: ::enters, theme playing in the background::
"Boom boy say, boom boom! Baw by da boom the bomb bay-be. *incoherent* (repeat boom boy say) Bomb by the tight ladies. Babes babes babes, Biahtch-"
Gala: "Vahn!....you rap?"
Vahn: ::all blinged out:: "Yo'."

Shhh! Be Vewy Vewy Quiet,… -NOA!
Scene: Fishing area on Sebeccus Islands

Vahn: ::actually acting normal:: "Ehrr…Noa,…you're scaring the fish."
Noa: ::running up and down the bank, flailing her arms and splashing about:: "Yay! This is fun! Look at the fish! I want to be a fish!"
Noa: ::singing: "Fishy fishy fishee! I want to be a fish!"
Gala: ::savoring the moment:: "I am enjoying this."
Vahn: ::scrunches his face, with fluid movement bonks Noa on the head with fishing pole:: "Be Quiet."
Noa: ::K.O'd::