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Authors Note: Yeah, I knwo it's not...Exactly Prose...but,...this was the only way to post as fanfiction...

~You Can Get Hurt Being Stupid~
Scenario: Outskirts of Ratayu, boiling Lava
Vahn: ::inspects lava a little too close::
Noa: “Look a town, look Vahn a town!”
Gala: “Surrounded by molten lava, yes. And impossible to jump across.”
Noa: “Oh.” ::pout, pout:: “Vahn, I don’t like it here, it’s too hot. Lets go.”
Vahn: ::tries to inspect the lava again::
Gala: “Vahn, I have endured much out of the respect for you as the leader but-”
Meta: <Vahn, are you listening! What they are saying makes sense. Even I don’t get you anymore. Could it be, that the world can be saved by such a troubled youth?>
Noa: “Vahn, I believe in you.”
Gala: “Vahn! It’s the Mist, It’s getting Thicker. Common, let’s go.”
Meta: <Vahn! Stop worrying about the stupid heat>
Vahn: ::blinks, gazes at them strangely:: “Got any marshmallows?”
Noa: “…you’re….stupid….” ::pushes Vahn:: ::Vahn hangs from ledge::
Vahn: “Euh, guys. …I’m still alive. I’m getting third degree burns from the steam? Oh, yeah, that burns-”
Gala: ::follows Noa:: “You should have punched him.”
Noa: “Let’s go see if Ixis wants to join us.”

~No! No! Noa!~
Scenario: In West or East Voz, with premature BridgeGrass
Noa: “Ohh, What’s this?” ::inspects BridgeGrass::
Gala: “You two don’t know anything, do you?”
Noa : ::^~^:: “No!” ::eyes the swaying plant::
Vahn: “But I’m guessing you’re going to assume we don’t and give us some sort of informative  -NOA!”
Noa: ::looks away, innocently:: “WHAT?” ::cocks head, looking at the tempting morsel::
Noa: “Is it edible?”
Gala: “NO! It’s not edible. That’s called BridgeGrass. It’s not fully mature yet, but when it is-”
Noa: ::starts chawing on the grass like it was celery:: “FWHY Foen FOO UFF FU
Gala: ::disgusted:: “Do you know how to swim Vahn?”

Scenario: Dr. Usha Research Center where Man is Taking a Bath
Noa: “A Bath! Look Vahn and Gala! I found a hot spring!” ::arms flailing happily::
GuyinBath: “UHM….” ::blushes::
Noa: “I want to take a bath too! Let’s all take a bath together!”
GuyinBath: “…..I…..-” ::grabs a towel, and wraps himself, and runs away::
Gala: ::looks away in embarrassment::
Vahn: ::snickers, teases:: “I will if you will Noa!”
Terra: <Noa! You cannot bathe with him. He is a man, you are a young woman>
Noa: “But, we’re friends! And I’m not shy!” ::semi-undresses::
Vahn: ::wide eyed, blushing::
Gala: ::sissy-screams:: ::faints::
Noa: ::giggle, giggle:: “This is fun!!!”

Scenario: Gala becomes the stand-in comedian
Gala: ::woodenly::“Do I reaaly have to do this?”
Vahn: ::busts up laughing, falls on the floor rolling with laughter::
Noa: “I don’t get it.” ::is confused::
Meta: <Ozma! Quit feeding Gala his lines!>
Terra: <No one wants to hear your filthy jokes!>
Gala: “Everyone in the audience, I’m sorry if you do not find me entertaining. I myself don’t even have the slightest idea-”
Vahn: “He-He!H-H-He didn’t! Oh my TIEG!That’s the funniest part part of the whole show!!!”
Gala: ::frowns, rolls eyes:: “Vahn! How many healing leaves have you used today?”

Scenario: When Mei and Noa first meet
Mei: “Vahn? Who is that?”
Noa: “I’m Noa! Vahn’s friend.”
Mei: “Hello Noa. I’m Mei. A friend of Vahn’s too.”
Noa: ::sour face:: “Vahn’s my friend.”
Mei: ::grimaces:: “Vahn and I have been friends since we were little.”
Noa: “He saved me and Terra the Wolf from a bad seru.” ::sticks out tounge::
Mei: “He saved me from a lot of seru, when the mist came into Rim Elm.” ::scowls::
Noa: ::does signature tantrum dance::“He likes me more!”
Mei: “Nu-Uh! Me!” ::turns red in the face::
Vahn: ::thinks of the advantage to having two girlfriends::
Noa: ::hears him chuckle::
Mei: “Vahn, you’re no better than a pimp!”
Noa: “Pimp? PIMPS ARE BAD! I HATE BAD PEOPLE!” ::fwaps Vahn into a wall:: ::everything goes black::
::A few minutes later::
Mei: “Vahn! You’ve made a charming friend. I’m happy for you.”
Vahn: ::turns to exit, has a black eye and his arm in a sling:: “Yeah, I bet you are.”
Off the wall scenarios, and unexpected behind the scenes. LOL!
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GoateeGuy Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
Meru666 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2007
I like it!!
ams017 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2007
SternchenNoa Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2005
Oh it's cool XDD
Expacially the last one XD
"I hate bad people" XDD
Poor Vahn *rofl*
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